Forget all that you knew of April! Today we usher in a new age! And it all begins with APE-RIL! Starting now, we feature all things Primate! (at least for a few weeks.) We begin in the most basic fashion, with Gorilla covers. I decided to go with one of my favorites; the Weeping Gorilla. Some people say: "Stacia, he's just a commercial icon who spouts self-pitying catchphrases! He isn't... h-he... Oh God. Oh God, that poor monkey..." And come to think of it, I guess I do too.